misrepresentation

So I just opened my email to see the header "Gustave would like to be added as one of your friends!" And was immediately excited. Expecting the Burundi man-eater, I was unreasonably disappointed to find not a crocodile so much as some tranny with stupidly large fake breasts looking like she just walked out of the black devil doll trailer who's trying to sell me Canadian pharmaceuticals at a discount rate. Thanks, whore, but if I wanted to illicitly procure some meds I wouldn't look to some myspace whore for the hook-up; especially not one that misrepresents herself as a 20 ft Nile crocodile to try and seduce me into accepting her as a friend.

I find fake Gustave's tactics reprehensible. Everyone should watch out for her dastardly tactics and be prepared. Don't get your hopes up about having magical adventures riding on the back of a Crocodile steed who speaks with a charming British accent and wears a monocle and top hat because it's just a pipe dream. God, I hate fake Gustave so much right now