Saturday, March 8, 2008
Snow? Really?
It was in the 60's here last night at 3 am when I packed my car. I wake up this morning and it's snowing. What the fuck Georgia?
Friday, March 7, 2008
spring break fun?
Spring break is next week, and this marks the first time since senior year of high school that I'm actually doing something for it (getting wasted with Travis and Joey and running around my neighborhood stealing shit doesn't really count - though perhaps it should), and a list was compiled of "things we must do" via email:
* Search for Rick Ross (cuz he's the boss)
Mail Rob to Abudabi ---> "that's ABU DHABI, silly Americans!" -- Sheikh Khalifa bin Zayed Al Nahyan (Yeah I dont want to get returned to sender)
* Gallon Challenge
* Mel v. Rob v. Ellington soda chug
* Get a keg + bro-rape
* Pool hopping
* Play in ball pit
* Bowling
* Soul vengence + 40s + friendly (?) chicken
* Edward 40 hands...taped together + bro-rape
* Make own Lutherburgers
* buy gil dinner <==== I don't know how I feel about this one <====after you hit the acid...you'll be down OR else i'll banana slap you until you give in. and that goes for the rest of you. sweet dreams
* 44 oz prime rib
* deep blue sea
* Kings
* Knight armor
* ATLANTA BRAVES spring training (*SLAP* to the Red Sux and to Glavine, the traitor who returned)
* drop acid <==== This is probably the best idea on the list. I'm gonna be trippin' BALLSSSSSS (gil? you sly dog you)
* peyote
* bear fights
* tiji drinking alcohol (mmmm, beer - how I love something that looks and tastes SO delicious.... ha) it's ok tiji, you can play edward 40 hands with o'douls --- I'll be so delighted, because I think O'Douls is the best beverage in the U.S. of A.
* sleeping bag wars <---beware, very dangerous
* shopping cart racing
* help lisa make some friends - wait a minute, I have disney world passes...I should have at least 5 friends....in my eyes, you only have one best friend; nice come back
* Get sun poisoning on a raft in the ocean
* wrestle with a gator and WIN
* party with dwayne wade and joe madden
* wrestle john madden and WIN
* get old people to make a human pyramid
* wheel chair or rascal race
* let gilbert sleep in a paper bag <---wow you guys are so nice; i'm glad im n break with all of you! now im not too happy; funny tho ?douglas?
* tennis ball sandwich
* drop acid again
* drop acid before playing shuffle board
* Spain Night
* Make a major motion picture with Steve Guttenberg
* Homemade pizza challenge- whoever eats the most gets dessert pizza! - wow, these guys have no idea what they're in for...; wow I will crush you all
* Catch a Snorlax for Gil (i bet i can outsleep him; where's pickachu?)( You can't outsleep Snorlax! Get outta here! I'm done wit you!)YO! That's not Pikachu! That's a freakin' WigglyTUFF!
* slap gary coleman, and then run like a biatchhhh
* convince emory in the next 10 min to pick up FSN
* bench press more than rob
* watch rob (and mel) go home
Re-reading this I realize it will make no sense to any of you, especially since I'm opting not to edit everyone's comments after each item because that would take context and time I don't feel like exerting since this is only an exercise to waste time when I'm supposed to be packing and cleaning because I hate leaving on trips with things dirty...I'm pretty sure that's my mom's fault as growing up she'd manically clean the house before every vacation and chastise my sister and I for not being terribly enthused about the pre-trip cleaning. And now I'm manically vacuuming and dusting and scrubbing counters and such because I'm going on a trip tomorrow; ah, genetics - how I loathe thee. It's also probably a bad sign that I told my doctor I was going to Florida to stay in a house with eight people and a family I don't know for a week with no way to ever escape and be on my own and I'm rather anxious over the entire prospective experience and the first thing she says: "Yea, I'm going to write you a script for Atavan...you'll probably need it. And don't drink too much. You don't need that." Yea...this is going to be a healthy trip.
On the plus side, I get to go to DISNEY FUCKING WORLD which I'm pretty stoked about seeing as it's the happiest place on earth and I haven't been since before I was two and I want to see the fucking castle and ride the Dumbo ride a lot because as it was my favorite when I was pre-two I'm fairly positive it'll live up to expectations and be my favorite ride at 22, as well.
* Search for Rick Ross (cuz he's the boss)
Mail Rob to Abudabi ---> "that's ABU DHABI, silly Americans!" -- Sheikh Khalifa bin Zayed Al Nahyan (Yeah I dont want to get returned to sender)
* Gallon Challenge
* Mel v. Rob v. Ellington soda chug
* Get a keg + bro-rape
* Pool hopping
* Play in ball pit
* Bowling
* Soul vengence + 40s + friendly (?) chicken
* Edward 40 hands...taped together + bro-rape
* Make own Lutherburgers
* buy gil dinner <==== I don't know how I feel about this one <====after you hit the acid...you'll be down OR else i'll banana slap you until you give in. and that goes for the rest of you. sweet dreams
* 44 oz prime rib
* deep blue sea
* Kings
* Knight armor
* ATLANTA BRAVES spring training (*SLAP* to the Red Sux and to Glavine, the traitor who returned)
* drop acid <==== This is probably the best idea on the list. I'm gonna be trippin' BALLSSSSSS (gil? you sly dog you)
* peyote
* bear fights
* tiji drinking alcohol (mmmm, beer - how I love something that looks and tastes SO delicious.... ha) it's ok tiji, you can play edward 40 hands with o'douls --- I'll be so delighted, because I think O'Douls is the best beverage in the U.S. of A.
* sleeping bag wars <---beware, very dangerous
* shopping cart racing
* help lisa make some friends - wait a minute, I have disney world passes...I should have at least 5 friends....in my eyes, you only have one best friend; nice come back
* Get sun poisoning on a raft in the ocean
* wrestle with a gator and WIN
* party with dwayne wade and joe madden
* wrestle john madden and WIN
* get old people to make a human pyramid
* wheel chair or rascal race
* let gilbert sleep in a paper bag <---wow you guys are so nice; i'm glad im n break with all of you! now im not too happy; funny tho ?douglas?
* tennis ball sandwich
* drop acid again
* drop acid before playing shuffle board
* Spain Night
* Make a major motion picture with Steve Guttenberg
* Homemade pizza challenge- whoever eats the most gets dessert pizza! - wow, these guys have no idea what they're in for...; wow I will crush you all
* Catch a Snorlax for Gil (i bet i can outsleep him; where's pickachu?)( You can't outsleep Snorlax! Get outta here! I'm done wit you!)YO! That's not Pikachu! That's a freakin' WigglyTUFF!
* slap gary coleman, and then run like a biatchhhh
* convince emory in the next 10 min to pick up FSN
* bench press more than rob
* watch rob (and mel) go home
Re-reading this I realize it will make no sense to any of you, especially since I'm opting not to edit everyone's comments after each item because that would take context and time I don't feel like exerting since this is only an exercise to waste time when I'm supposed to be packing and cleaning because I hate leaving on trips with things dirty...I'm pretty sure that's my mom's fault as growing up she'd manically clean the house before every vacation and chastise my sister and I for not being terribly enthused about the pre-trip cleaning. And now I'm manically vacuuming and dusting and scrubbing counters and such because I'm going on a trip tomorrow; ah, genetics - how I loathe thee. It's also probably a bad sign that I told my doctor I was going to Florida to stay in a house with eight people and a family I don't know for a week with no way to ever escape and be on my own and I'm rather anxious over the entire prospective experience and the first thing she says: "Yea, I'm going to write you a script for Atavan...you'll probably need it. And don't drink too much. You don't need that." Yea...this is going to be a healthy trip.
On the plus side, I get to go to DISNEY FUCKING WORLD which I'm pretty stoked about seeing as it's the happiest place on earth and I haven't been since before I was two and I want to see the fucking castle and ride the Dumbo ride a lot because as it was my favorite when I was pre-two I'm fairly positive it'll live up to expectations and be my favorite ride at 22, as well.
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